My Initial Impression Of The Ugly Truth

No, I haven't seen it, but sometimes the movie poster is all you need to know. There doesn't seem to be a tagline on any of the posters for this *cough* film, but if I wrote one, it'd say "He thinks with his dick. She thinks with her heart. Let the sexual hijinks ensue!"

Mamma Mia!

I'm watching Mamma Mia right now. A few thoughts:

First off, I'm glad I didn't drag my friends to this film. I had amazing success cuckolding unsuspecting males into seeing the Sex and the City movie, and I was going to attempt said success again with MM. Looking back, I'm so glad I didn't. The only justifiable payback for putting a male-type through this movie is anal sex.

Second, I'm struggling to remember why I liked musicals so much as a kid. I suspect it has something to do with, um...that's all I was allowed by my fundamentalist parents to watch. Singing In The Rain, despite its themes of sabotage and Hollywood intrigue, was deemed suitable. Simpsons was not. I have a feeling I would have been absorbing South Park and Jackass had I been allowed, but as it was, this is the shite I had to put up with regularly.

But as I'm watching this I'm reminded of how embarrassing it is to watch musical numbers on the screen. Admit it. Its downright embarrassing.

There was actually a musical number with, inexplicably, a mariner playing the piano on the dock while throngs of middle aged women played air guitar.

Pierce Brosnan sounds vaguely like Borat when he sings. Nice.

Anyway, I'm sure this is decent enough. I'm just not entirely willing to find out. I was sure I'd worship this movie forever and own a copy and make mental love to it by watching it over and over and over but as it is...I just want to cry for every single person who signed up for it. Instead of replacing my dildo with it, I just want to use it as a clay pigeon during shooting practice.

Bruno can suck it....

...but you know he'd just love it TOO MUCH. Har Har.




I won't lie. I absolutely loved this film.

It was beyond hilarious.


It was shocking of course, more shocking the Borat even. I was so very uncomfortable for most of this movie... so you KNOW it's good.

The funny thing is, it's passed off as brainless humor just meant to shock, but in reality, it's actually fucking brilliant. It achieves the same thing as Borat, making people look like fucking idiots. Just instead of foreigners, it's with gays. But letting people's own words make them sound so foolish is just... priceless.

Homophobes are just too fucking hilarious.

There was an overall feeling of "We gotta top Borat" to the film, but it was achieved... greatly.

For 100% of the film, I was entertained. I loved how after 10 minutes people were already walking out. I work at the theatre and warned people of the severity of the film and they still took their children inside... only to RUN out 15 minutes later. We've done more refunds for this movie then any other one I've seen so far.



When people run from a film, you know it's awesome.

So... Sascha, I love you, I really do. Good job you win.